Of the 9 people I know from school who had websites, this is one of four that are still even running, and aside from this update only one of them has been updated since 2006.
I guess blogging falls by the wayside when you get jobs...
Posted by Lister on Saturday, August 16 @ 04:05:09 EDT (219 reads)
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Dear United States Postal Service
I would like to pay you some sum of money on a monthly basis. In return, I would like you to stop delivering anything addressed to "XXXXXX or current resident."
Approximately 75 percent of my mail is not actually addressed to me, and I'm thinking that maybe it would be worth some money if you would not give things to me if they are not meant to go to my house in particular.
Thanks!
XOXOXOXOXO
P.S. - I don't want the catalogs either.
Posted by Lister on Thursday, July 06 @ 01:02:10 EDT (375 reads)
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Pliant and Soluable Lozenges for Genuine Chaps
So I get spam. Sometimes it's nonsensical, sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's poetic in its attempts to avoid spam filters.
This one is definitely the poetic type.
Posted by Lister on Wednesday, November 03 @ 07:48:56 EST (516 reads)
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CAN YOU TRUST THE VOODOO-MAN?
top 10 reasons why to hating voodoo
10. witchs corupt good famliy men DESTROY HTE HOME
9. kill with a glance === EVIL INCARANATE
8. take your job + woman + curse u with ants + disease
7. reed ur MIND nothing is SACRED!!!
6. INSANE from EVIL MAJIK of OTHER RELM!!!!
5. all majik-men PLOT to TORTURE ALL for POWER and take over WORLD
4. purvurt youthes to LOVE EVIL and HATE PARENTS
3. use magic == SPIT IN THE FACE OF GOD
2. majik makes trol + ork + elf + dorf . FUGLY, 'nuff said (!!!!--not ther falt, WITCHS MADE THEM)
1. CAN YOU TRUST VOODOO-MAN??? NO!!!!!!!
Posted by Lister on Thursday, October 21 @ 12:34:06 EDT (665 reads)
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Newsflash: Spam to replace babes in common aphorism
Out of the mouths of spam comes wisdom.
Check out the beautiful poetry that was hidden in one of the 40-odd spams that I got overnight:
Posted by Lister on Friday, May 14 @ 08:09:23 EDT (594 reads)
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